This is probably the best day of your life. It is a day so awesome it will overshadow all eggnog scotch Franzia fueled revery in the days to come. After what you experience today, you will forget how to love again. It is a day so impactful, you will name your kid after it. You will save newspapers from the year of our lord December, 22nd 2009, because that is the day I started blogging.